MAMA BIG SHOT!
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The Forbidden Fruit was Adam’s prostate
You mean to tell me we live in this hell because Eve decided to eat ass
Eve was a basic white bitch who couldn’t resist going to Hole Foods
Eve rang the devil’s door bell
(via crownmalone)
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God you really know its 2AM when you look at the clock and it is
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
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Me: sucking or riding the dick
Him: fuuuuuuck……make me cum
Me:
Him: **cums**
Me:
(via crownmalone)
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Hotheaded Prince Zuko in Book 3 with his dramatic outbursts and that one time he was emo.
(via spongebobssquarepants)
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tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.
also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.
this is from “the gay and wondrous life of caleb gallo” & i implore u to look it up and watch every episode immediately
It’s Pride Month so I’m being this baby backs round cause yes!
(via neatpotatoes)
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when i get murdered i want it to be so perfect and mysterious that i get featured on buzzfeed unsolved true crime with only one theory and it’s about aliens
(via gaychaosgoblin)
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can ppl like……… stop having a concept of me in their head ……… no object permanence here…..i only exist when im right in front of you….. no memories allowed. thx for understanding.
(via gaychaosgoblin)
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